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Don’t Own a German Shepherd…Definitely Not Two
We are graced with the presence of two long-hair German Shepherds. They are a rambunctious set, ages 5 and 7 from the same parents. Shelby is highly intelligent but neurotic as hell and not very affectionate. Connor is sweet and loving, but not as well trained and especially aggressive with other dogs. We knew from…
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Life Hack: How Not to Get Rubbed Raw
I’ve wanted to share about this product for a while. Before I get started though, you need to know that Body Glide did not provide me any free samples, any compensation or other recognition for this post. I repeat, Body Glide does not know I exist. Also, I apologize if from the title of this…
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Why Horse Trainers Are Horrible People Who I Can’t Live Without
I work with a couple of trainers who happen to be husband and wife. Let’s call the husband trainer Good Cop. His wife is Bad Cop. Good Cop says things like ‘great job’ and ‘good girl’ anytime I do anything resembling an improvement. He’s very encouraging and makes me feel as though I might have…
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10 Years Ago A Tow
Ten years ago today I walked onto the guest ranch where I would spend the next seven months. I literally walked to the ranch because I managed to get lost and then absolutely bury my Honda Civic in the deep sand of a dry wash. I like to make a big entrance. My manager got…
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Ode To My Husband
If he wanted a cleaner house A wife without hay in her hair and her bra If he didn’t want his truck used for moving hay If he wouldn’t help move 1000’s of pounds of hay for me every few months If he wanted a wife with a hot meal on the dinner table at…
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About Me
Welcome to my page! I’m not sure how you got here, but now that you’re here, you might as well stay a while. I am a Pacific Northwest gal, born and raised. Ten years ago I set off on an adventure that changed the course of my life forever. The adventure? To work on a…